There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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