Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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