My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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