So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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