But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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