Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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