so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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