Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Panties = found
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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