Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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