It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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