It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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