So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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