The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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