We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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