i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
send nudes
from the living room?
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