wanna go halves on a baby?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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