You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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