do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I can text with my tongue
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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