I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Say something about gay babies.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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