There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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