uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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