i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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