I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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