Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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