So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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