I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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