the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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