I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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