I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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