Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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