Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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