I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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