OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This is my life. Enjoy the view
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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