my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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