Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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