Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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