return my video game
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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