ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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