watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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