There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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