Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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