Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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