I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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