Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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