how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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