Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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