girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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