your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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