my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish you could order shots online.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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