found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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