I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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