Ambien. No doubt about it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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