last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
