They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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