sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize